Consider This with Pastor John 5/11/12
Hi this is Pastor John at 1049 the River heralding and celebrating this Sunday’s tribute to Mothers! If you’re a mom and there were a job description for your position it may read…wanted, athlete in top condition for tireless toddler, knowledge of first aid is essential. Must be able to pray, drive, clean, cook, email and juggle another dozen things at the same time. Workday is 15 hours! Would consider pediatric nurse with Olympic background. Less than 2 years later the ad would read… wanted: an expert in early childhood education. Must be able to pray for your family and have everyone participate in church. Should have experience in art, music, recreation, linguistics and psychology. Must help with teaching the Awana’s cubby or sparks theme songs. A few years later in the later elementary years it would read; wanted: Prayer warrior, expert in sports injuries, open to referee-ing or coaching, den mother, room mother, and block mother experience helpful. Public relations skills are essential; should be able to teach basic English grammar, science and how to study the Bible; should be able to deal effectively with parochial or public school teachers or your home school co-op; must have no objections to mud, insect collections, pets, neighbor’s kids or new math.
Thanks Moms—We love what you do!
On behalf of everyone here at 1049 the River, happy Mother’s Day!













